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This will never be *not* funny.
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
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#’MOM JARED’S HITTING ME!’ #’HE WAS MAKING FACES AT ME!’#’WAS NOT’ #’WAS TOO’ #I don’t know who ‘mom’ is in this scenario #But let’s be honest it’s probably Mark Sheppard #doing one of those fabulous eye-roll/sigh combos and saying #’I don’t care who started it #if you two don’t shut up NO ONE is getting any ice cream.’
perfect post is perfect
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