elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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what-mom:

friends: want to go out later?

me: i can’t i have plans

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# about me  


scars-all-over-me:

scars-all-over-me:

spazzystardust:

All of these are so cute and I want them .

WHERE CAN I GET THESE

HERE

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helenish:

devildoll:

Au where Stiles is a werewolf and he’s just saved human Derek from a rabid omega because Derek was out in the woods collecting samples for his collection of lichens and fungi and he’s seeing a werewolf for the first time.

"This is private property," the thing—the guy, the— says mildly.

"I was just—I was—" Derek says. 

"You know, you don’t look so good," the guy says, frowning, stepping closer. Derek steps back. “Maybe you should s—"

Derek comes to staring at the sky, flannel shirt bunched clumsily under his head. It’s just a blood sugar thing, he tells the guy, it’s just—it’s been happening since he was a kid, which is true, but a mistake, because then the guy—Stiles, he says his name is, won’t leave, watches, hands in his pockets, while Derek chokes down a granola bar, and then drives him home. 

"I’m really fine," Derek says, clutching his sample case to his chest when they get to the battered Jeep parked by the side of the road. “I don’t—"

"Get in," Stiles says, and Derek does.

JUST WAIT UNTIL DEREK FINDS STILES HALF DEAD AND SHIRTLESS IN HIS BEDROOM.

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# sterek   # I want it  


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

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2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

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russia gets silver:

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chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

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actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

ok but it’s canada

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

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(◡‿◡✿) i like your butt - chris evans

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# chris evans  


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